Hello what is up, my name is Josh. I’m a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I wrote a pulpy maritime crime comedy novel called Chokeville. I’m posting a chapter online every week.

I also write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

My story collection KNIFE FITE and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

I’m also on Tumblr, Letterboxd, Bluesky, Instagram, and Puzzmo.

I’ve had the same email address my whole life: .