JOSHUA ALLEN

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FIRE
LAND



TEXT PRODUCTS

SINCE 1995


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I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

My story collection KNIFE FITE and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.

I just finished writing a novel called CHOKEVILLE about two tough sisters having adventures in a pirate city. Now I need to figure out how to get people to read it.

For some reason, every day I make an animated gif from a movie and post it on Tumblr. I provide this service free of charge.

EMAIL ME

I WILL READ THE WHOLE THING

JOSH
AT
FIRE
LAND
DOT
COM

josh@fireland.com
 


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