I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

I recently completed work on a novel called Chokeville. It has a related newsletter called Chokemail.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

Most importantly, I make animated gifs from movies and post them on Tumblr. I provide this service free of charge.