I am a
writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as
I write commercials for a company called
I recently completed work on a novel called
. It has a related newsletter you can subscribe to called
My story collection
and my cubicle diary
The House of Wigs
are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.
My ambient music concern is known as Orifex. The album
is on Spotify and other streaming services. Guaranteed to creep out your next dinner party or romantic interlude.
Most importantly, I make animated gifs from movies and post them on
. I provide this service free of charge.
I WILL READ THE WHOLE THING
OK GOOD TALK