I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

I recently completed work on a novel called Chokeville. You’ll be able to read it soon if you subscribe to the newsletter.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

Most importantly, I make animated gifs from movies and post them on Tumblr. I provide this service free of charge.