Hello what is up, my name is Josh. I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

Moving on, I wrote a pulpy maritime crime comedy novel called Chokeville. I’m posting a chapter online every week and you should go read it immediately.

I also write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

My story collection KNIFE FITE and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

If you want to get in touch, I’ve had the same email address my whole life: .