Hello what is up, my name is Josh. I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I write commercials for a company called Sandwich.

My novel Chokeville, my story collection KNIFE FITE, and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are all available as ebooks.

Extremely old posts (1994-2006) are in the Archive.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

I am currently on Tumblr and Bluesky.

If you want to get in touch, I’ve had the same email address my whole life: .