I am a
writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as
I write commercials for a company called
I recently completed work on a novel called
My story collection
and my cubicle diary
The House of Wigs
are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.
My ambient music concern is known as
. The album
is now available on Spotify and other streaming services. Guaranteed to creep out your next dinner party or romantic interlude.
Most importantly, I make animated gifs from movies and post them on
. I provide this service free of charge.
I WILL READ THE WHOLE THING
OK GOOD TALK