Fireland

Stab City / 1 June 2005

McNichol et al. in Stab City offer this Madriz quote: “Malus will hit its schedule. Douglas will hit its schedule. That’s 45 seconds of breathing room on either end. That’s as good as 45 years to a Garran conductor who has his balls on straight and is operating American-made machinery. And if I’m wrong and there’s a pileup and we lose a few hundred shysters salarymen then put me in the hoosegow cept you won’t have to because I will have already taken my own life out of shame. And if any of you cocksuckers think I’m the kind to take my own life then you’re crazy.”


Previously / Fantasy No. 1033
Next / The Bruise



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