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Sweaty Doldrums / 1 August 2005

Just got back from summer vacation and boy is my sunburn carcinogenic! AH HA HA HA actually I do not have a sunburn. And by “vacation” I mean “sweaty doldrums.” Also: I went to California. It was hot. Things were not exactly the same as when I lived there, back in the 20th Century, e.g., some stores had been changed into different stores. I went to a wedding that was in a forest, and nearby was a pen full of llamas. During the reception I fanned a baby, who was hot. Later, I drank Henry Weinhard’s Black Cherry Cream Soda.




Joshua Green Allen
 

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Fireland is a rickety old website by Joshua Allen.

CURRENT PROJECTS
A novel called Chokeville and a beverage-review site called The Knowledge For Thirst.

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A great deal of typing is collected in the Archive.

WRITING / ELSEWHERE
Articles and whatnot for other sites, including The Morning News, Wired, and McSweeney's, can be found in External.

MOVIES
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MUSIC
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The Sexiest Sentence Alive, Fireland Broke My Will To Live, The Black Pill Diaries, and a sampling of Old Fireland Designs.

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