VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF MULTI-PARTY CONVERSATION AT HAIRCUTTING PLACE (CONSTANT UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER DELETED)

“You know what she served at her birthday party?”

“She’s from someplace we seriously can’t even pronounce.”

“We’re at this birthday party and guess what she gives us.”

“She’s from the jungle.”

“Tongue.”

“Tongue. Can you believe that? Would you ever bring out — I mean, cake, ice cream, that’s what you’d serve at a birthday party, right?”

“Chips ‘n’ salsa.”

“It looked like a big penis.”

“Hey, have you ever had bull testicles?”

“I bet she would serve bull testicles.”

“How come you never see people eating female body parts? Always testicles or—”

“‘Would you like a nice slice of breast?’”

“‘How about some vagina?’”

“Oh my god, did you hear what she said?”

“Vagina!”

“We’re a little rowdy today. Is this your first time here?”

“No. Why do you think I come here?”