Tape-Recorded Phone Conversation Between Fraternal Twins / 4 June 2001 ALLISON: Hey. HUGO: Hey. ALLISON: [pause, then quietly:] I’m waiting for her to leave. HUGO: I got a life to lead, you know. ALLISON: Yeah right. [pause] OK, there, finally. HUGO: What’s the haps. ALLISON: You’ve got to get new shoes. HUGO: You can feel that? I know, it sucks. ALLISON: Were you walking all day or what? HUGO: That’s my job. Walk around all day. ALLISON: I guess you’re qualified for that. HUGO: Why’d you have to [wait for Mom to leave the room]. ALLISON: So she wouldn’t hear my plans [to kill her]. HUGO: Are they [the same as last time]? ALLISON: What [was it last time]? The thing with [the nitroglycerine]? HUGO: The nitroglycerine. ALLISON: [laughter] HUGO: So [what is she doing, exactly]? ALLISON: Oh [the usual], you know. Crazy. She’s manic. Just thank God [she’s leaving soon], you know? HUGO: She’d never let me stay alone [for a month]. ALLISON: I am going to rage. HUGO: You’re not going to bust me outta here? ALLISON: Oh no, no. It’s all for your — how’s it go — like — it’s all about your rehab[ilitation]. HUGO: [I could at least be a] Doped-up rock star or something. ALLISON: I know. You let us all down. HUGO: [I’m going to be a] Year behind you [from now on]. That’s just balls-out unfair. ALLISON: [tittering] HUGO: [I should go.] Hog wants to teach me something. ALLISON: OK. [I will come visit you.] HUGO: [I know.] ALLISON: [I love you.] HUGO: [I love you, too.] ALLISON: Well, take ‘er easy. HUGO: [Talk to you] Later. [a thin click, then a dial tone] Previously / Allez Cuisine! |
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