Hello what is up, my name is Josh. I am a professional writer living in Central California. I don’t care what you’ve heard—I’m professional as hell!

I just finished writing a zesty maritime crime comedy novel called Chokeville.

My story collection KNIFE FITE and my cubicle diary The House of Wigs are available as ebooks. Three bucks—cheap.

Old posts (1994-2006) are in the Archive.

My ambient music concern is called Orifex. The album Fugue is streaming on Spotify and other places, I think.

I am currently on Tumblr and Bluesky.

If you want to get in touch, I’ve had the same email address my whole life: .